fire.jpg (6581 bytes)fire.jpg (6581 bytes)The GOOD BOOK of

PETER HENRY

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BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC BIRTHDAY SONG
BEAR HUNT
(see GOING ON A BEAR HUNT)
BLACKCROW’S SPIRIT
BILLBOARD SONG BLOOD UPON THE RISERS
B.I.N.G.O. BOARDING HOUSE SONG
BINGO FARM BO-BO SKI WATTIN’ TATTIN’
BILL GROGAN’S GOAT BOOM BOOM
BIRDIE SONG BOOM CHICKA BOOM
BIRDS IN THE WILDERNESS BUMBLEBEE SONG

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BATTLE HYMN OF THE REPUBLIC

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
He has trampled out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored.
He has loosed the fateful lightning of his terrible swift sword.
His truth is marching on.


Glory, glory, hallelujah. Glory, glory, hallelujah.
Glory, glory, hallelujah. His truth is marching on.

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BILLBOARD SONG

One day as I was walking, on a cold and windy day.
I chanced upon some billboards, and much to my dismay.
The boards were torn and tattered, the storm had done it's work.
The rain and wind had done their worst and this was what I saw-

Smoke Coca-Cola cigarettes, drink Wrigley Spearmint beer.
Kennel ration dog food keeps your complexion clear.
Simonize your baby with a Hershey's candy bar.
Pepsi-Cola beauty cream is used by all the stars.   

Soooo take your next vacation in a brand new Frigidaire.
Learn to play the piano in your winter underwear.
Doctors say that babies should smoke until they're three
People over sixty five should bathe in Lipton tea.
 

Some people might argue that these are not the correct words. Perhaps they remember Uncle Bob Hickerson and his version. However, this one is the one that I have included.
GWH
The theory is that everyone should have their own versions because all billboards are different.

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BINGO

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name.
There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name.
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.
 
With each repetition after the first round, replace a letter with a clap so that eventually the entire dog's name is five claps.
 
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BINGO FARM

B-I-N-G-O go Bingo
B-I-N-G-O go Bingo
B-I-N-G-O go Bingo
Down the Bingo farm.

I had a dog named Rover, he used to roam the clover.
Now he roams all over, down the Bingo farm.
CHORUS

Rich girls drive a Chevy, poor girls drive a Ford.
My girl rides a jackass and beats it with a board.
CHORUS

A rich girl uses cold cream, a poor girl uses lard.
My girl uses axle grease and rubs it twice as hard!
CHORUS

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BILL GROGAN'S GOAT

Bill Grogan's Goat- REPEAT Was feeling fine. REPEAT
Ate three red shirts-REPEAT Right off the line. REPEAT
Bill took a stick- REPEAT Gave it a whack. REPEAT
And tied it to- REPEAT The railroad track. REPEAT
The whistle blew- REPEAT The train grew nigh. REPEAT
That awful goat- REPEAT Was doomed to die. REPEAT
That awful goat- REPEAT Cried out in pain. REPEAT
Coughed up those shirts REPEAT And flagged the train. REPEAT
 
 
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BIRDIE SONG

It's gonna be a longggg springtime.
And what will the birdies do then- the poor things?
They'll fly high in the sky just to keep their feet dry
And tuck their heads under their wings, the poor things.

It's gonna be a longggg summer.
And what will the birdies do then, the poor things?
They'll fly to the pool just to keep themselves cool.
And tuck their heads under their wings, the poor things.

It's gonna be a longggg autumn.
And what will the birdies do then, the poor things?
They'll fly to the south, with a worm in their mouth.
And tuck their heads under their wings, the poor things.

It's gonna be a longggg winter.
And what will the birdies do then, the poor things?
They'll fly to the barn, just to keep themselves warm.
And tuck their heads under their wings, the poor things.
 

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BIRDS IN THE WILDERNESS

Here we sit like birds in the wilderness,
Birds in the wilderness, birds in the wilderness.
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness,
waiting for _____________ to come.
Waiting for ____________to come,
Waiting for ____________to come.
Here we sit like birds in the wilderness,
Waiting for ____________to come.
 
This song is traditionally sung while waiting around for a late comer. So, in the blank spaces, insert the name of the patrol, person or group that you are waiting upon. I think that the annoyance of the song is supposed to spur the tardy individual into hurrying up.
 

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BIRTHDAY SONG

Happy birthday. Ugh! Happy birthday. Ugh!
People dying everywhere. People crying in despair.
On your birthday. Ugh! Happy birthday. Ugh!
 
That’s right, it’s not too happy. However, this is a traditional song for birthdays at CFL. Sing the first and third lines very depressed, in a tune that sounds like something you would hear when they are showing a Roman slave ship in a movie.

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BLACKCROW’S SPIRIT
(tune: Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Blackcrow’s spirit’s in the happy hunting ground.
Blackcrow’s spirit’s in the happy hunting ground.
Blackcrow’s spirit’s in the happy hunting ground.
And he’s ever so far away.
Hia - Hia - Hiawatha
Mini- Mini - Minihaha
Hia - Hia - Hiawatha
And he’s ever so far away.
 
 
Notes

Every subsequent time the song is sung, parts are substituted for actions and new words, as so...
BLACK     "Oooh"              Cover eyes with hands
CROW’S    "squawk"             Flap elbows as wings
SPIRIT    "glug glug"          Drink from bottle
HAPPY     "Ha, ha"             Clutch stomach and laugh
HUNTING   "Thwwt, doioing"    Firing a bow and arrow
GROUND    Stamp foot on the ground
EVER SO FAR AWAY either: Point far away
or: Hand shields eyes looking far away.
Hia - Hia - Hiawatha One arm stretched up high and the other low
Mini - Mini- Minihaha Hands brought together to show height of about six inches


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BLOOD UPON THE RISERS
 
This song comes from the original parachute test platoon in the early 1940’s at Ft. Benning, GA. Today it is used as the anthem for all paratroopers, past, present, and future. Especially the 82nd Airborne Division and the men of the 325th Parachute Infantry Regiment. The finest soldiers in the world.

DONATED BY SSG NICK KOZAK
[‘Duly appointed’ CFL Medical Officer, 1998]


"Is everybody happy?" cried the Sergeant looking up.
Our hero meekly answered "Yes!" and then they stood him up.
He jumped right out the open door, his static line unhooked,
He ain’t gonna jump no more.

Chorus:     Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die!
                Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die!
                Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die!
                And he ain’t gonna jump no more.

He counted loud, he counted long, he waited for the shock.
He felt the wind, he felt the clouds, he felt the awful drop.
He pulled his reserve, the silk spilled out and wrapped around his legs
He ain’t gonna jump no more.

The risers wrapped around his neck, connectors cracked his dome.
Suspension lines were snarled in knots around his skinny bones.
The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to the ground.
He ain’t gonna jump no more.

The days he lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind.
He thought about the girl back home, the one he left behind.
He thought about the medics and he wondered what they’d find.
He ain’t gonna jump no more.

The ambulance was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild.
The medics screamed and jumped with glee, rolled up there sleeves and smiled.
For it had been a week or more since that a chute had failed.
He ain’t gonna jump no more.

Oh, Beautiful streamer, please open for me.
Blue sky above me and no canopy.
I counted ten thousand, I waited too long.
I reached for my rip cord, the handle was gone.

He hit the ground, the sound was "SPLAT". His blood went spurting high.
His comrades then were heard to say, "What a helluva way to die".
He lay there rolling round in all the welter of his gore.
He ain’t gonna jump no more.

There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute.
Intestines were a danglin’ from his paratrooper suit.
They pulled him from his helmet and they poured him from his boots.
He ain’t gonna jump no more.


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BOARDING HOUSE SONG

In the boarding house where I lived,
Everything was green with mold. (Was green with mold)
Grandma's hair fell in the butter,
Silver threads among the gold.(Among the gold)
When the dog died we had hot dogs,
When the cat died, cat nip tea.(Oh cat nip tea)
When the landlord died I left there,
Spirits were too much for me.(Too much for me)
 
This is one of those songs that, after becoming a staff favorite and sung way too much, became a point of contest between differing sides of camp. Some came to hate it while others adopted its constant use because they knew it would bother others. Just one of the many ways we show our maturity at CFL.

 
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BO-BO

Bo bo ski wattin’ tattin’
Ah, ah, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Itty bitty wattin’ tattin bo bo ski wattin’ tattin.
Bo bo ski wattin’ tattin’ boom.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
 
Players stand in a circle with their right hands in their neighbors left hand. One at a time, going around the circle, players will slap their neighbors hand with their right hand, while singing the song. If on the count of ten the hand is slapped, the slappee is out. If the hand is missed, the slapper is out. The point of this game is to eliminate people from the circle until there is only one person left. When there are only two people left, they arm wrestle back and forth to the song until the count of ten. At that point, whoever forces the other down wins. The point of a game/song like this is to take up time while waiting for an activity or meal to start.

 
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BOOM BOOM

CHORUS
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be cra-zy?
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be cra-zy?
Silly and foolish the whole day through.
Boom Boom, ain't it great to be cra-zy?

Papa Moses shot a skunk.
Mama Moses cooked the skunk.
Baby Moses ate the skunk.
And Holy Moses how they stunk.

Bought a pair of combination underwear.
Guaranteed not to rip shred or tear.
Wore 'em for six months without hesitation
Cuz I couldn't get 'em off 'cuz the darn combination.

Eli, Eli, he sells socks.
A dollar a pair, a nickel a box.
The longer you wear them, the shorter they get.
You put them in the water and they won't get wet.


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BOOM CHICA BOOM

I said a boom chica-boom. REPEAT
I said a boom chica-boom! REPEAT
I said a boom, chica-rock, chica-rock, chica-boom. REPEAT
Uh-huh. REPEAT
Oh yeah. REPEAT
One more time. REPEAT
With feeling! REPEAT
 
Can also be done as follows:
Old lady style,
Tough guy style,
Underwater, etc.

I really do believe that Mr. Eric Anderson was one of the first to bring this alive at camp. It was the summer of 85 and my strongest memory is of him leading the song at a campfire just east of the Capture the Flag Field.
 
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THE BUMBLEBEE SONG

I'm taking home my baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me.
I'm taking home my baby bumblebee-
Ouch! It stung me.

I'm smashing up my baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me.
I'm smashing up my baby bumblebee-
Ooh, what a mess!

I'm licking up my baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me.
I'm licking up my baby bumblebee-
Ugh, I feel sick!

I'm barfing up my baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me.
I'm barfing up my baby bumblebee-
Wow! What a mess.

I'm licking up my baby bumblebee,
Won't my mommy be so proud of me.
I'm licking up my baby bumblebee
Wow, all done!
 
This song does have hand motions and they accompany the first and third lines of the song. First verse, act like you are carrying a little insect in your hand. Second verse, rub your hands together like you are smashing an insect. Third verse, think up something for throwing up. Finally, lick your hands for the fourth verse.

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