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The Frozen Files of Operation Icicle
Millennium Edition: Issue 2
December 28, 2000

Editor; Chris Cvengros & Ben Cannon

O.I. Schedule

Monday Evening
7:30 p.m. Dinner; Johann usurped the M.C. position
8:15 p.m. Pokemon program; Down with Pikachu!
9:45 p.m. Program show down; Snotty won the Pokie-staff competition. Oooh, Ahhh, Ohhh, head spin, reverse.
11:00p.m. Lights out!

Tuesday
6:50 a.m. Wake up; thank you Johann, I love the sound of air horns in the morning. It sounds like victory!!!
8:00 a.m. Breakfast and dancing.
9:00 a.m. Merit Badge session 2a; Scouts attempt to learn.
10:15 a.m. Merit Badge Session 2b; one Scout was accused of learning, but he quickly denied the accusation
11:30 a.m. Patrol Leader's Council discussed the solutions to world hunger, but told no one.
12:00 p.m. Lunch; yeah!!!
1:00 p.m. COPE!!! "Are we there yet?" "I know it's around here somewhere..."
4:00 p.m. "The Legend of the Five Rings" included food, honor and a periodic court hearing. Everybody's a winner!!!

right: Johann "usurps" the M.C. position once again!


Scout Olympics Summery -Tom Fairbank
The Scout Olympics were a success!!! A fragment of an icicle was awarded to the Flaming Frozen Kybo Squirrels. Games included staff pulling, Scout diving, staff bowling and a game of tug-of-war.

below: One Scout caught in mid-air during the Scout Snow Diving event


Ben Cannon made a fool -Tom Fairbank [photo by Kevin Craft]
Two days ago, on December 26 in the kitchen, Ben Cannon [right] entertained the staff and Scouts by receiving repeated white washings during dinner. Ben later said, "it was pretty much a blur to me. It all started with a crack I make about Johann's [Medcraft] weight and it all went down hill from there.' I lost count after the third or fourth attack." Even the total number of white washings is disputed. An eyewitness suggested the total to be approximately five white washings. At Medcraft's orders, staffers Kevin Craft, Mike Kruger and Ben Johnson escorted Cannon from the warm kitchen to the painful elements.

In comments regarding who was responsible, Cannon responded; "I'll admit, I brought the first few [white washings] upon myself, but after that it was all that Stanilistic Johann Medcraft." Cannon added, "it wasn't painful, it was morally degrading. I'm better [physically], but emotionally there are scars that will never heal." Cannon believes he has the camp record for the most white-washings in a single meal, but Brian Clark, better known as Pavlov, has by far the most white washings for an entire day.

On the subject of revenge, Ben responded "It would be good to get back at that terrible fiend. We're not even. I think Johann should watch his back.' "Perhaps Medcraft should watch his red Dodge Shadow." Scout Brian Power says Medcraft's car "would look better in white." Even though this all started with Cannon insulting Medcrtaft, Cannon thinks Medcraft just picked on him because he believes Cannon is a threat to him. Cannon said in some ways he's a threat and that this "just has to do with my skills and his belt size."


Scout Olympics -Brian Power
The 2000-2001 Scout winter Olympics were held Monday. The events included the staffer pull, Scout diving, staffer bowling (right), and tug-of-war (below). The frozen Flaming Kybo Squirrels won the Olympics by placing second in Scout diving. This securely placed them in first. The trophy was a piece of an icicle that looked unusual. It was rewarded to the Frozen Flaming Kybo Squirrels following the tug-of-war game. Johann tried to give it to the staff, but Alex Fliss quickly stolen the prize. Fortunately, Fliss was captured and promptly white washed. All enjoyed the Olympics. This, once again, proved that Johann make incredible programs.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Ben Cannon Made a Fool!
(Summary) [photo by Kevin Craft]
Two nights ago, Ben Cannon [left] was white washed multiple times during dinner. It got so bad that he eventually white washed himself. Ben said "It just has to do with skill and his [Johann's] belt size."

 


Meet the Staff -Mark Nenia

Dave Stanish
Dave is 19 years old and from Glen Ellyn, Illinois. This is Stanish's fourth year at OI in the past five years. When not involved with Scouting, Dave goes to college at the College of DuPage and is a supervisor at the Baker's Square in Downers Grove (shameless plug). Dave enjoys socializing with former staff members, pink elephants, and cinnamon ice cream.

Tracey Power
Tracey is 19 years old and is from Addison, Illinois. Power has staffed OI and summer camp for the past two years. Currently, she attends Augustana College and is too busy to be employed. Ms. Power enjoys spending time with other staff, eating peppermint ice cream with hot fudge on top and prefers pink elephants.


Tips from the Commodore -Doc. John
7. Parties must stay together with no eager single man ahead, nor straggler or two at the rear. When away from camp, stay in recently marked trails or on recent vehicle tracks, but even this precaution is not always infallable.
21. Shoes and socks in particular must not be tight. If you wear size 9's but 10's feel so good that you buy 11's, your Antarctic foot wear should be size 12's and 13's to allow motion of the toes and give sufficient insulation. Do not wear too many socks unless they are each successively large in width as well as length. (socks which are too big give folds which cause pressure points and increased tendency to cold injury). If your feet hurt, you are not hurt. I when they stop hurting, investigate immediately, re-warm and exercise feet until sensation returns. Change to dry socks and innersoles if necessary.
55. The life you risk is not only your own! It is also the lives of a lot of other people who will volunteer or be expected to go look for you.


The Icicle Forecast -www.weather.com

Wednesday We will have periods of light snow and around 1 inch of additional accumulation will fall during the morning. Highs will be between 15 and 20 mph. The wind will be from the North at 10 to 20 mph. The snow chance is 80%.
Wednesday Night
We will have cloud cover and a 50% chance of light snow. The lows will be around 10. North winds will be between 10 and 15 mph.
Thursday We will have clouds and a 30% chance of light snow. Highs will be in the teens.
Thursday Night Oxford will be cold with scattered flurries and lows of 5 to 10.


Quote of the Day
"Don't play with your food unless it plays with you first."

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